Killpond


All right, let's get this out of the way. My name is Killpond. I'm what you get when you order Deadpool from Temu. I'm a lot cheaper but just as effective and for many years I've been a superhero. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, hopped to another universe, and then I hopped to another universe again... and again and again and again. And I, uh... I did this.

We don't really talk about this. Look, I have an instagram, a Facebook like page, I sing on smule. I have several action figures. And a so-so plushie.

I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I still love being a superhero. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between your world and oblivion is me. And as much as I would love to say I am one of a kind. As it turns out, I am a Deadpool variant.